Nik Relpo
Age: 30 - Zembolian

Qualification: Certified expert at evasive maneuvers. Extremely fast reaction times.
Education: Completed 6 month Alfa-Rad Detector course. Other info unknown.
Experience: No information in Federation data base.
Strengths: Good listener & communicator. Seems to be reliable & loyal to current mission.
Weakness: Doesn't socialize well with others. Doesn't have many friends. Frail.

"I can't give evasive action until somebody fixes those stupid retros!"
"You must get me some starboard retro power so I can steer this pig!"
"The port retro is malfunctioning. Send repair quick or we're going to be had!"
"I've heard rumors about this section of the galaxy. I don't like it, sir!"
"I'll show them space freaks how to drive! Hold on!"
"Hey, don't you like me anymore? Get repair on my life support!"
"Hurry, I am running out of air! My blood is boiling! I'm going to pass out!"
"Those space bung pirates are in the cargo area! Let's kill 'em!"
"I detect the pirates gone. I hope we have cargo remaining, sir!"
"Engine one needs repair! It keeps misfiring."
"Engine one is definitely broken! Get help up here!"
"This stinks! Engine one is finished! Now what?"
"Engine two is damaged! I can steer this tin can, but fix it!"
"It seems engine two is down! We're in trouble now!"
"Engine two is trashed!...Finished! Kaput!...Over! We're sunk now!"
"Port retro seems strange! Can't direct ship! Please look into it!"
"Port retro is down! A very dangerous situation!"
"Port retro useless! Captain, you better think of something fast!"
"Starboard retro is not performing properly. Please investigate!"
"Starboard retro has no life! Can't navigate! Please respond!"
"We're cooked now! Starboard retro is scrap! Please help me!"